“King of Kings”-Wrestling Story
Once upon a time, their was a guy named Paul! Paul was a professional wrestler in the WWE. And you most likely know him by "HHH". He was married to the bosses daughter named Steph, and got 12 world titles for it. Paul thought he was the King of Kings in the wrestling world, but others thought the opposite. One day when HHH went to the grocery store alone, he was confronted by a gang of unused WWE Talent! He pedigreed them all onto tiled store floor. "And you all wonder why you arent used!" says HHH! He then left the scene immediately, not buying anything from the store. Carlito shouts: Hey, Hunter...How about me and you in a "Loser leaves the WWE match"? HHH says "You can bet your ass i will prevail......Again!" Carlito says " HHH vs Carlito, tomorrow at Raw!" Now that...that's cool! *24 Hours later* "Carlito goes for a clothesline, but HHH ducks! When Carlito turns around, he is met by a kick to the groin! HHH then grabs Carlito and hits a." Jr: PEDIGREE!!!! HHH! HHH! HHH goes for the cover! 1!2!3!! Jr:HHH will remain in WWE! *HHH grabs a mic* HHH: Face it! Im the best wrestler in WWE! And if you don't believe me, i will put my career on the online again right now!! Against anyone! Shawn Michaels shows up-and says Im the showstopper in this industry! Hunter, your big mouth overshadows your ability to wrestle. *The crowd makes an "ooo" sound* HHH laughs a little bit. HHH: Ya know HBK, id really love for you to come to the ring, and end my show! *10 minutes later* "HHH has HBK, and is going for a pedigree! But HBK flips Hunter over! HBK then goes to the corner and starts to stomp his feet! When HHH gets up, he stumbles his way right into a Sweet Chin Music! HBK goes for the cover! 1!!!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!!!3!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jr:HHH receives the ric flair treatment!