The Wrestling Edition of Jack and the Bean Stalk
~ XWA Presents "Jack and the Bean Stalk" ~ Once upon a time their was a man named Jack. He was famous for always talking smack. Jack had no friends in the entire world. One day Jack fell down and broke his leg, And couldn't climb up the bean stalk to kill the giant Khali. So, The Great Khali climbed down the bean stalk, and went after Jack. Jack tried to crawl away, but Khali used his speed to catch him! The Great Khali then picked up Jack, and locked in the vice grip! The Undertaker then returned to save Jack and gave The Great Khali a Tombstone Piledriver! The Undertaker then picked up The Great Khali and put him in a truck. The Undertaker then drove away looking to bury The Great Khali. When Undertaker put The Great Khali in the truck, he was knocked out. But when The Great Khali woke up, he saw a sign that said "1 mile away from Death Valley". He then looked beside him, and he saw the body of Paul Bearer! The Great Khali suddenly realized he was in handcuffs. He hit the handcuffs against the edge of the truck to no avail in breaking it. The Great Khali then started crying. Paul Bearer then rises from the dead and says "Shut up, you big bitch, I' trying to sleep!" The Great Khali replies with "I thought you were dead!" And Paul Bearer says, "Well, I thought you didn't know English!" The Great Khali says, "..Balling". Paul Bearer says: You ain't a G!" So stop acting like one!" Undertaker then looks at Paul Bearer and says, "I thought my bro, Kane, got rid of you 8 years ago" Undertaker then chokes Bearer to death, then throws him out the truck. Undertaker then stares at The Great Khali. The Great Khali stares back. The truck then crashes because Undertaker's eyes weren't on the road. The people on the other end of the crash are......are......VICKIE and EDGE! They crashed because they were to busy kissing, and not focusing on the road! Edge looks up and yells, "Undertaker!!!!!!!" Undertaker gets out of his car and goes to the couple. Edge runs away but Undertaker grabs Vickie! Edge yells, "No!!!!!" Vickie says, "Im your Boss! So let me go!" Undertaker then slaps Vickies neck, and is about to chokeslam her.