Jorl’s Wrestlemania Review!!!
First Match- JBL defeated Finlay w/ Horny. Fun match, but forgettable. A table's broken. LOTS of trash cans, and trash can lids. These guys are capable of so much more. JBL wins with a Clothesline from Hell I'd say: **3/4 stars CM Punk wins Money in The Bank. Without a doubt, best MITB match to date. Morrison did a sick moonsault w/ a ladder. Benjamin took a nasty bump through a ladder, Carlito did a Backstabber to some guy off a ladder, Jericho hit the CodeBreaker with a ladder. Probably the biggest surprise of the night, and a markout moment for me. MVP about to grab the title, and guess who interferes? MATT HARDY!!! He comes out of the crowd, climbs the ladder, Twist of Fate off the top! Leaves. CM Punk and Jericho fighting at the top, Jericho's foot gets caught in the ladder, allowing Punk to grab the title. One of the best matches of the night. Way better than last years. Everyone looked good. ****1/2 Batista defeated YOUMANGA. Big dissapointment. Should've gone a little longer, I believe they could've had an awesome brawl. Maybe not even 10 minutes. Batista wins with a spine buster followed by a weird Batista Bomb. **1/2 Kane defeats Chavo to win ECW title. Basically, Chavo comes in, Kane in from out of the apron, Chavo tries to punch Kane, Kane blocks, hits the Chokeslam. 1 2 3. New Champ, Kane....in 9 mthfckng seconds. Rating: SQUASH (C'mon! 10 minutes would've sufficed! Big dissapointment, but hey Kane won at least)